Tribute to our Beloved Timerobber

So I lost the bet that we can clear Heroic Empress in under 6 hours. Granted the timer ended at 5:43 (including breaks and reforge time), I did forget to restart the timer for 2 attempts the next day... but I'll count that as my loss. As promised... I will write an entry praising and honoring our super professional (minus the raging) disc priest raid leader Timerobber.

Ode to Timerobber:

Our supreme leader Timerobber founded our guild on a fortuitous day in April, displaying to the world what has long been obvious to him-- "this game is trivial!"  His wisdom leads us, his mellifluous voice guides us. With his every shout "You guys f--king suck!" he brings us closer to victory and ever so nearer to the lofty peaks of enlightenment on which he perches.

Who gave us the happiness of today?
It was given us by the guild and the guildmaster.
Along the way pointed out by the Great Leader Timerobber.
We will march not sparing our lives!

Woe to the people that fails to honor Timerobber!
Heroes spring from the essence of Timerobber.
A people without heroes is a people without Timerobber,
For only a heroic Timerobber is a true leader able to withstand the challenge of difficult times.
The rise or fall of a people can be determined by the presence or absence of Timerobber.

Long live Timerobber!